Month: June 2010
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THE SOUND OF DRIPPING!
THE SOUND OF DRIPPING, DRIPPING, DRIPPING ———– THE SPEEDING ROUND The speeding round cheap hand cast metal was hardly solid bound in one piece together did fragments meld and loosely settle and death with its single purpose flew at then what the twilight shooter knew and watched where it sought out a single among those […]
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MY NEW TRUCK
——————————————————————————– My New Truck I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. ‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’ ‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ Came […]
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A Rose for A Friend
A ROSE FOR A FRIEND I had a friend who went away she never said how long she’d stay I bought a rose and placed it where no one would stop and stand and stare but a place I knew she might wander past and hoped the flower would somehow last that my message of […]
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The View From Across the Pond……..Or my version: Let’s impeach the bastard!
But the Mexicans are suing Arizona over it’s enforcement of immigration. From The London Daily Telegraph On Foreign Relations “Let me be clear: I’m not normally in favor of boycotts, and I love the American people. I holiday in their country regularly, and hate the tedious snobby sneers against the United States. But the American […]
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Civilians Running the Military
During the Vietnam War decisions were made by those in the White House on where to bomb and where not to bomb. They lied about where troops were located across borders that troops were not supposed to be crossing. They handled the war in a non-agressive let’s play army game and placed United States Marines […]
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Even Funnier if You’re Italian
Subject: It’s only a short ride to Italy …. Even funnier if you’re Italian! go to:http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wpMkRIXhLH0&pop_ads=null
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The Mexican Maid.
The Mexican Maid The Mexican Maid asked For a Pay Increase The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. The conversation went like this: She asked:”Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??” Maria:”Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first […]
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I Wonder.
My wife and I had dinner with a friend and his wife tonight and the converstation slipped and slid into politics. My friend, David, said that the only way to straighten out this country is to move away from Big Brother providing us with rules and regulations for everything under the sun. Get rid of […]
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Aunt Linda
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved.Finally only Ernie […]
THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN 