THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN

The Mexican Maid asked For a Pay Increase

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. The conversation went like this:

She asked:”Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??”

 Maria:”Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.  The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife:”Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria:”Your husband said so.”

Wife:”Oh.”

Maria:”The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife:”Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Your husband did.”

Wife:”Oh.”

Maria:”My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

Wife, really furious now, “Did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora…the gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”