Gonorrhea Lectim (Deadly Disease advisory)]


  Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. 

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and it is a terrible Obamanation. 

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving puttingyour cranium up your rectum. 

Many victims contracted it in 2008.. but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

  

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout (Pronounced: vote-em-out) 

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

  

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about. 

Welfare dogs


Subject: Welfare Dogs

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
“Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

this is a great country!