Day: September 10, 2010
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Gonorrhea Lectim (Deadly Disease advisory)]
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving puttingyour cranium up your […]
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Welfare dogs
Subject: Welfare Dogs This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me […]
THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN 