Subject: Welfare Dogs

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
“Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

this is a great country!