All Girl Biker Bar

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
 

  

‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

 

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

1ecdec353419f6d7e30857d00d0312d1.gifGordon Kuhn
Author
WIDOWS’ CLIFF AND OTHER POEMS
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