I’m a man, I can fix anything.

Don’t have a spoon?

I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?

I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

New TV too big for the old cabinet?

I can fix that!

No bottle opener?

I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescents?

I can fix that!

Electrical problem?

I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?

I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?

I can fix that!

No ice chest?

I can fix that!

Can’t read the ATM screen?

I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?

I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?

I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?

I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?

I can fix that!

WHAT?

W

Display rack falling over?

I can fix that!

Desk overloaded?

I can fix that!

Car can’t be ordered with the “Woody” option?

I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?

I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?

I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

No skate park in town?

I can fix that!

and – last but not least – – – –

Out of diapers? I can fix that!

1ecdec353419f6d7e30857d00d0312d1.gifGordon Kuhn
Author
WIDOWS’ CLIFF AND OTHER POEMS
Read Now – http://bit.ly/cQydFC
Twitter – @ALPACAJUNCTION

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s