Day: January 1, 2011

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?


This is a great story! The radio station America FM
was doing one of its ‘Is Anyone Listening?’ bits
this morning. The first question was, ‘Ever have a
celebrity come up with the ‘Do you know who I am?’
routine?’A woman called in and said that a few years a go,
while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT,
she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does
not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes; many
ranchers and their wives were waiting.

Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the
restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed

 

them that they’d have to wait 45 minutes. 

  

Jane Fonda asked the hostess, ‘Do you know who I am?’

 

The hostess answered, ‘Yes, but you’ll have to wait 45 minutes.’ 

  

Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When
the manager came out, he asked, ‘May I help you?’
‘Do you know who we are?’ both Ted and Jane asked.
Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can’t
put you ahead of them.’

Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came
out, and Jane again asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’
The owner answered, ‘Yes, I do. Do you know who I am?
I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam
Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my
friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you
also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any
other night. Good bye.’

Only in America, is this a great country or what?

To all who received this, this is a true story and
the name of the steak house is:

Sir Scott’s Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main,
Manhattan, MT 59741, (406) 284-6929

If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp
salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress.

Keep passing this on.

We should never forget:

Jane Fonda, our national traitor!

Thanks, Gordon.

UPCOMING FEBRUARY 2nd, 2011


Groundhog DayThis coming year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address are expected to occur the same day, February 2nd.

It is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence, knowledge and ability for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.