Little bottles with safety child proof safety caps. The medicine is inside and I’m on the outside looking at the inside and do you think I can get the damn safety cap off? Hell no!
They make ’em that way, just to make me angry. I know it.
Some guy or gal is sitting in a manufacturing plant sifting through those bottles and they make sure I get the one you cannot open. I took a hammer to one….smashed the little bitty pills into dust. But you know, at least that little cap stayed stuck on the bottle.
I’m glad the industry giants want me to stay safe.
I’d just like to be next to the idiot who came up with this stupid idea when they are having a heart attack and they hand me their little bottle with the safety cap and ask me to open it.
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