Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter, he has got to be the happiest man alive now that Obama has elevated him from being the worst president in history to being the “almost” worst president in history.  Zero has the worst in the bag. If they gave an oscar for stupidity, and arrogance O would get it hands down. Maybe that’s what the Nobel Prize should have been for. Lord help us. One final note, did you ever notice that Jimmy looks an awful lot like a peanut????  Do you ever wonder if maybe there was some weird stuff going on in the peanut fields way back before Jimmy’s mom got pregnant?  I  mean, you don’t know. Kinda like Obama can’t find his birth certificate. You know what I mean?

You know what gets my goat?

A koala climbing up a tree. Taken on the 28th ...

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Kangaroos. Kangaroos get my goat. Watched a show about them this morning. Those furry tall things that hop around all over Australia with a pocket up front. They say they keep their babies in that pocket. Has anyone really looked in there? Does anyone really know what else they might be carrying in there? Who would have ever thought to create such a creature. Yeah, they are cute, but I wouldn’t want one as a house guest. They have big feet and just as sure as I’m sitting here between the big feet and the long tail I can just imagine what they’d drag in from the yard. So, Australia, love ya, but Kangaroos??? Please keep them down under. Speaking of “down under” well, that’ll be another discussion.