THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN

Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many folks are against a mosque
being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every
American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort
to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could
call one of the clubs, “The Turban Cowboy”, which would be gay, and the
other a topless bar called ” You Mecca Me Hot .”

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called ” Iraq o’ Ribs.”

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret”, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods..

Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called “Morehammered.”

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance
they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved. If you agree
with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass
it on…

For the sake of tolerance