Reuters is reporting a nine pound baby that received a doctorate in medicine with honors – the first ever to do while unborn – (he kept his mother up at night as he had to have a lamp suspended over her bed so he could read as it is dark in the womb) – conducted his own cesarean birth from inside his mom. The medical staff was amazed as the genius baby gave instructions over speaker hookup from inside Mom One as he called her. He stepped out of the incision made inside her uterus with a bright smile less than 15 minutes after the procedure started, smacked himself on his ass to jump start his breathing, and headed for the showers taking a student nurse with him. He released himself from the hospital and is reportedly aboard a yacht down at the marina where he is resting along with the student nurse. The yacht he managed to win in a poker game from inside the womb. Will wonders never cease?’.
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I would hope that anyone who reads my poetry understands that I write what comes to my mind and it doesn't mean I'm the reality of the words. I mean that just because I write about alcoholism does not mean I am the character in the poems. I write about those I've known and those I know and a very wide grouping that is of sinners and saints, those who know who and where they are going and those who are completely lost. I am empathic. I write in the first person because I feel the reality of what I am writing about. Like Dean Martin pretending to be drunk while performing I am not what it may seem. Just a thought as I know some out there who read what I write see the words and not the art or the understanding of the problem I am commenting on, nor do they understand that the comment is for the purpose of illustration and not my own personal reality. Married to a wonderful woman who is my best friend. Ronald Reagan Conservative Republican. Masters of Accounting-Taxation, United States Marine, taught for 10 years at the University of South Florida, held the following professional certifications: CPA, CVA, CFA. Published author, currently writing three novels and a ton of poems. View all posts by Gordon