THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN

Holy cow flop!. Okay, so I pissed someone off yesterday because I said “Merry Christmas.” They glared at me and said, “We don’t believe.” I said, “Sorry. How about happy holiday?’
“We don’t believe in holidays.”
“Oh, Have a nice day?” I said.
“Are you making fun of us?”
“No, just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas.”
“We don’t believe in Christ.”
“Oh about happy friggin what ever day then.”
“We don’t celebrate.”
“Good for you. Kindly walk out into traffic and get run over then so I can celebrate your departure from our planet.”.