THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN

GORDON KUHN

Smart Marine

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

“Nice pigs, sir.” The President replied: “These are not pigs. These are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
“Excellent trade, sir.”

 

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Gordon

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