THOUGHTS OF A POET IN THE RAIN

Okay, today I received an underwear add in my email. That’s right. I got an underwear email ad. Now, that is fine. The underwear is all with various designs and with various styles of underwear. You have the short short version and then the long long version that goes to your feet. Then you have boxers and briefs and more styles. They are all with designs in color. Fantastic. Creative. BUT where in the hell is the fly????? I can’t find one. So, while the boys are comfortably nested away (that is one of the selling points) the problem arises when the need arises and then you just do what? I guess you have to drop pants and then the underwear to get to the necessary area or ….. what… wet yourself? Damn if I know.